I suppose they wouldn't...
Officer: "So what you're saying is you found her naked and dressed her and cleaned the house before you called us?"
ecurbh: "Yeah - and I would have called sooner, but I had to try on about four outfits on her before I found one she'd like."
Visions of ecurbh with you slung over his shoulder saying to Gidget and Homer..."Does this dress make her butt look big?"