Yeah, I'd be a gasping, puking blob on the pavement. ;o)
Heh!!!
I got the windows cleaned. Used some of Matthew's old diapers. It doesn't look so bad now, but I wish I could get the coon prints off the top.
There really is no sense washing it...it would just potentially exacerbate the rust and I'm going to have the entire thing sandblasted eventually anyways.