They brought the first man into a room and said, "We need to know you will follow our instructions to the letter without question." They handed him a pistol and said, "Behind this door your wife is sitting in a chair. Go through the door and shoot her with this gun."
He said, "I can't shoot my wife."
They said, "Thank you, but you won't do," and let him go.
They brought the second man into a room and said, "We need to know you will follow our instructions to the letter without question." They handed him a pistol and said, "Behind this door your wife is sitting in a chair. Go through the door and shoot her with this gun."
He took a deep breath and went in. After a couple of seconds of silence he came out and said, "I just can't do it. I can't kill my wife."
They said, "Thank you, but you won't do," and let him go.
The brought the woman in and said, "We need to know you will follow our instructions to the letter without question." They handed her a pistol and said, "Behind this door your husband is sitting in a chair. Go through the door and shoot him with this gun."
She took the gun and went in. They heard several gunshots then some banging and clanging. Finally, the woman came out looking a little disheveled. She handed the gun back and said, "This thing was full of blanks. I had to beat the ba$tard to death with the chair."
Shalom.
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggeeeeee!
hahaha.
When I got this joke, it had the following moral: Women are evil. Stay away from them. As a woman, I thank you for removing that.