Posted on 03/04/2005 9:02:18 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hoo! TGIF! Time for some FRIDAAAAAAY SILLINESS!! :^) Let loose and blow off some steam...post silly pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Silliness, sweeeet!"
An actual book about pet care. I swear!
It's not Christmas, but still...
Fierce Allegiance says he never listened to that Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. I don't believe him. :^)
PING-A-LING. Care to check it out?
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hopping down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity, SPLAT!!!
No Easter eggs for you!!
BJClinton: Beets the hell out of me.
Yeah, I'm stumped too. And it's a real problem. I keep telling my wife that she's better than a bottle of fine wine and this morning she called my bluff. Now if I don't come up with an answer by the time I get home it's couch city. I'm in a real bind, too. Consider:
A bottle of wine doesn't care how you leave the toilet seat.
A bottle of wine doesn't care if you pick up your socks before you go to bed.
A bottle of wine doesn't comment on your weight, your posture, or you choice of clothing - in front of its friends.
A bottle of wine never complains when you grab it and it doesn't even matter where.
I'm having trouble coming up with the downside.
Any takers?
Shalom.
oops link not working, try this
http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal s... e... x... y...
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5-year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional *ss-whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickies are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
Thanks ArGee J
Hey! I found our old "Ping/Member" List:
ArGee;Fiddlstix;JMJ333;Tourist Guy;EODGUY;proud2bRC;abandon;Khepera;Dakmar;RichInOC;RebelDawg;onyx;AMERIKA;Dr. Good Will Hunting;GreatOne;John O;StriperSniper;B Knotts;Tolerance Sucks Rocks;onyx;M.K. Borders;1 FELLOW FREEPER;wwjdn;f.Christian;earonthief;Sierrawasp;Joe Driscoll;billbears;IM2Phat4U;BeforeISleep;Brad's Gramma;Xenalyte
I knew I had it around here somewhere. I never throw anything away. LOL
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Hey pissant - check out #44. HongKonFooey's got nutt'n on Rummy
HongKongRummy???
The door opens, two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Frank, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
-Eric
Norway
Germany
Chees.
that's clever.
Shalom.
Well, I stole it. But it's too good not to share...lol...
This thread is always rated "G".
Which stands for "Goingtoannoytheprudes". >:)
-Eric
A dumb blonde walks into a bar and says ouch. Then she falls and smacks her head. The bartender says "How's your head?" She replied "I haven't had any complaints so far."
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