*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

3/4/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Woo Hoo! TGIF! Time for some FRIDAAAAAAY SILLINESS!! :^) Let loose and blow off some steam...post silly pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Silliness, sweeeet!"

An actual book about pet care. I swear!

It's not Christmas, but still...

Fierce Allegiance says he never listened to that Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. I don't believe him. :^)

[TheBigB]

Posting on anything at all is welcome on the OFST!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Does nothing qualify as anything?

[llevrok]

Or is that something?

[ArGee]

LOL.

Oh, that was a good one.

Shalom.

[TheBigB]

Nothing is anything and anything is nothing. Oooommmmm.....:^)

[Fierce Allegiance]

It has to be something, of course, but it sure looks like nothing. Maybe it is only approaching nothingness, but nerver actually acheiving true 100% nothingness.

[ArGee]

You don't need a hobby. You have a hobby.

Annoy a liberal. It keeps them out of Congress.

Shalom.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

I AM NOTHING

A rabbi, burdened by the importance of his work, went into the synagogue to pray. Falling to his knees, he lamented, "Oh, Lord, I am nothing! I am nothing!"

Just then a Jewish judge passed by and overhearing the prayer was moved to join the rabbi on his knees. Shortly, he too, was crying aloud, "Oh, Lord, I too am nothing! I am nothing!"

The janitor of the temple, awed by the sight of the two men praying joined them, crying, "Oh, Lord, I also am nothing! I am nothing!"

At this the judge nudged the rabbi and said, "Look who thinks he's nothing!"

[ArGee]

Maybe it is only approaching nothingness, but nerver actually acheiving true 100% nothingness.

If it were truly nothing, you wouldn't have to be connected to the Internet to download it.

Which leads to the question.

If a man posts alone in the forest, will the server still crash?

Shalom.

[John O]

you need to read this thread!

[TrueKnightGalahad]

If a man posts alone in the forest, will the server still crash?

Is it running M$?

[John O]

if there is a ping list for this can I get on it?

[TheBigB]

It is a super-secret, ultra-exclusive list that is limited to those of high moral fiber and character. Or you can ask to be added. :^)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Whoa! I wonder what public office she's running for...and where...so I can move there! 8-D

[Fierce Allegiance]

Clearly, I used the second method to get on the ping list.

[Auntbee]

Me, too.

[TheBigB]

I get to determine the moral fiber of each person. You were added before the list even existed. The DG tape would've clinched it, in any event. ;^)

[Petronski]

You mentioned Easter...

[llevrok]

and a few pervs....