Who Will Be Chair But Howie? Howie Dean, that is....
The news from Vermont came yestreen
Will soon have mony ferlie,
For ships o war have just come in
And landed loudly Howie.
Come through the heather, around him gather,
Ye're all the welcomer early;
Around him cling with all your kin,
For wha'll be chairman but Howie?
Come through the heather, around him gather
Come Teddy, come Kerry, come a thegither;
And crown your rightfu lawful Chair
For wha'll be Chair but Howie?
The blue state clans with sword in hand
Frae Maine tae Brevard County
Hae tae a man declared to stand
Or fall wi Loudly Howie.
Come through the heather, around him gather,
Ye're all the welcomer early;
Around him cling with all your kin,
For wha'll be chairman but Howie?
Come through the heather, around him gather
Come Teddy, come Kerry, come a thegither;
And crown your rightfu lawful Chair
For wha'll be Chair but Howie?
The blue states all, both great an small,
Wi many's a Lib and prof hae
Declared the Donkey's Chair an Call,
And spier ye wha, but Howie.
Come through the heather, around him gather,
Ye're all the welcomer early;
Around him cling with all your kin,
For wha'll be chairman but Howie?
Come through the heather, around him gather
Come Teddy, come Kerry, come a thegither;
And crown your rightfu lawful Chair
For wha'll be Chair but Howie?
There's ne'er a lass in all DU land
But vows both late and early
To man she'll neer give heart nor hand
Wha wadna work fer Howie.
Come through the heather, around him gather,
Ye're all the welcomer early;
Around him cling with all your kin,
For wha'll be chairman but Howie?
Come through the heather, around him gather
Come Teddy, come Kerry, come a thegither;
And crown your rightfu lawful Chair
For wha'll be Chair but Howie?
And me without my bag pipes.