Posted on 02/26/2005 3:52:36 PM PST by Ellesu
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
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White folks find the darnedest ways to ammuse themselves, this takes the cake, I wonder if this where the term
"makin Bacon"" cames, oh wrong animal never mind...
I guess no one around here would remember the FUGS, they had a song called "I feel like homemade $heeit" It was a tune about how a man professes to Claira June, his girl he won't go out with no more Hefers....
That was hilarious! You need to pass that on to Jonah Goldberg at National Review...they love computer time-wasters!
Who would want to poke a porker?
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