[Minuteman23]

He told police he ran from them because he was embarrassed, apparently about his lack of pants.

I'd say his excuse was bogus except that I would have done the same thing. Now the question is why was he that way to begin with? I'll bet the answer is verrrrry interesting. {g}

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

No pants or underwear?

Why do I have the feeling that somewhere there is an irate husband or father reading this story and going "Ah-Ha!"