Gorilla Foundation rocked by breast display lawsuit

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 2/18/5 | Patricia Yollin

[SmithL]

Although this happened in San Mateo, SF Mayor Newsome announced that he was willing to give them licenses and perform a ceremony.

[ThirdMate]

Gorillas Gone Wild!

[leadpenny]

Oh, the humanity.


Well, kinda.

[ScottFromSpokane]

Gorilla Foundation rocked by breast display lawsuit

Yawn. Like we haven't seen this headine a thousand times before.

[Rio]

I can relate to Koko. I have trouble getting girls to show me their nipples, too.

[ken5050]

It's a very touchy subject..

[hillary's_fat_a**]

Why would it surprise anyone that a San Francisco [vis-a-vis, lesbian] gorilla would want to see nipple?

[F16Fighter]

The suit follows complaints filed by Alperin and Keller in January with the California Department of Fair Employment and Housing, in which they gave identical reasons for why they were fired:

"I refused to expose my breast to perform acts of bestiality with one of the gorillas."

As though things are different at Hooters?

[nevergore]

Nothing like a little a story about simmering simian sex to spice up a Friday afternoon.....

NeverGore :^)

[no more apples]

The zoo's publicist, Sue Allen, said, "Those of us in Cleveland would say: 'Only in San Francisco.' "

'Nuff said.

[colorado tanker]

Gorilla Mardi Gras?

[eclectic]

I hate to imagine what bonding with male gorillas involves

[Redcloak]

Same-sex, cross-species sexual harassment.


...and I thought that I'd seen everything.




But seriously...

Koko does have a tendency to fixate on things. It's not surprising that human anatomy would interest her and that female features in particular would be the thing she'd be obsessive about.

[Tacis]

I just get weepy over these gorilla-woman-woman marriages; they are just so romantic!

I gotta believe the gorilla is a male. It it were a female, the local lesbos would be going balistic.

Why didn't the two honeys have a wrestle off to see who got the monkey?

Oprah wants to know if any obe has considered the monkey's feeling in this.

Does the monkey consider the term, well, monkey to be offensive?

[Billthedrill]

Speaking off the record, Koko replied "Acts of bestiality? These Frisco girls sure cop a 'tude, don't they? Jealous, too. For two cents I'd sue 'em until their eyes bleed."

[Plutarch]

Koko taking notes in her defense.

[Joe 6-pack]

Sounds like a vindictive law suit....tit for tat, so to speak.

[mamelukesabre]

Hooters has their own laywers and can put up a better fight.

[Raycpa]

Scorned women rejected by a gorilla. Not a pretty picture.

[mass55th]

Gorilla my dreams...