The December meeting of the Annapolis Chess Club was held at the Hilton. They had dinner, listened to the speaker, then had a cash bar made available so they could swap their stories. Some of the members had a few too many beers and decided to just hang out until they were chased out.
Eventually the banquet room was closed and they moved into the entryway. By this time they were really ripped and telling ever more fantastic stories about ever more fantastic matches with ever more stunning victories. They all knew each was lying but were just too ripped to care.
Finally, about 3:00 a.m. the hotel manager came out and said, "Gentlemen, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave. If there's one thing this hotel can't abide, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Shalom.
LOLOLOLOLOL
Now that was good! :)