February 15, 2005
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This blond walks into a bank in Manhattan and asks to speak to a loan officer. After a few minutes she is ushered into his office where she explains that she wants to borrow $5,000 for a 2 week vacation. The loan officer tells her he thinks he can accomodate her but will need some collateral. She puts some keys on his desk and points outside to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce parked in front.
The loan officer verifies title and agrees to the loan. The bank delivers the $5,000. The blonde goes on her way and the loan officer arranges to have the Rolls moved into the bank parking lot. Then they all sit around and laugh at the dumb blonde who would put a $250,000 Rolls-Royce as collateral for a $5,000 loan.
Two weeks later the blonde returns to the bank and asks to see the loan officer. "I'm here to settle my loan," she says.
The loan officer gets the paperwork and tells her, "With interest, your balance is $5,013.45. She pays the amount and he gives her the keys. As she's getting ready to leave he says, "Do you mind if I ask a question?"
"Certainly," the blonde replies.
"Well, we were very happy to do business with you and would be happy to help you anytime you ask. But, well, we checked you out and we find you're a multi-millionaire. You certainly didn't need to borrow $5,000 for this vacation. May I ask why you borrowed the money, and put up such an expensive car as collateral?"
"Oh, that's easy," the blonde answers. "Do you know anywhere else in Manhattan I can park a car for $13.45 and expect to get it back in the same condition I found it?"
I know, you thought it was going to be another dumb blonde joke.
Shalom.
What makes this sound:
Vroomm, SCreech, VROOOM, Screech, VROOM, screech
Answer- A blonde at a flashing red light.
President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! .. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,
"See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims".
I have to bookmark this thread to show hubby. Cool story.