President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! .. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,
"See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims".
An old Italian man takes his wife to the doctor because she is having chest pains..
The doctor takes the wife into the exam room.
After awhile the doctor tells the old man that his wife has Acute Angina.
The old man says to the doctor. I knowa dat allaready.She gotsa cute'sa titties too!
Fantastic..LOLOLOLOL