HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
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Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
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Show up naked,
Bring food.
Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy: Women always want to know what men are thinking. Here it is: We want a beer and we want to see something naked.
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HA HA HA HA...love it.
Um...that's show up naked, bring beer.