[Larry Lucido]

"We will win with the Sword Of Teamwork and the Hammer Of Not-bickering!"

That was our company motto. Actually, it was Hammer of Teamwork and Sword of Short Coffee Breaks. Or was it Screwdriver of Company Outings? I can't remember now.

[freedumb2003]

Screwdrivers at Company Outings

Ahh, the good old days when you had good booze in the am at company functions.

[TXBSAFH]

I once worked for a company that we had this huge Christmas party BBQ. We also knew that they were going to lay off half of us right after the first of the year. So right before we went we got an email for management asking that we please stop referring to the BBQ as the "Condemns last meal"