[MotleyGirl70]

I used to work as a pool boy for a large estate. One day, while the owner was out of town on business, his wife calls me into the house.

Was her name Mrs. Robinson? :-)

[Larry Lucido]

LOL!

In 32 years of working, I've never:

Showed up on a job where I wasn't hired yet.

Airbrused myself out of my boss's family picture.

Pretended to be handicapped.

Quit because I couldn't use the boss's bathroom.

Slipped my ex-boss a mickey.

Gone down to payroll to try to figure out what project I'm supposed to be working on.

Got traded away to a chicken company.

I have, however, had many "Mr. Penske is here to see you" moments.