LOL!
In 32 years of working, I've never:
Showed up on a job where I wasn't hired yet.
Airbrused myself out of my boss's family picture.
Pretended to be handicapped.
Quit because I couldn't use the boss's bathroom.
Slipped my ex-boss a mickey.
Gone down to payroll to try to figure out what project I'm supposed to be working on.
Got traded away to a chicken company.
I have, however, had many "Mr. Penske is here to see you" moments.
I take it you've never manufactured latex at Vandalay Industries either :)
I have, however, had many "Mr. Penske is here to see you" moments.
LOL! "You know Penske, from the Penske file."