[Erasmus]

I've been told that I'm a machine.

I've been told that I'm a machine tool.

...

Well, all right, I made up the part about "machine."

[Lazamataz]

Well, all right, I made up the part about "machine."

I didn't make up the part about being called a machine.

But, you see, one woman explained it to me this way:

"You are a MACHINE, baby! That is to say, you make funny noises, you only have one or two uses, and if you don't get a lot of maintenance, you break down."