Posted on 02/15/2005 5:57:30 PM PST by paltz
---snip--- PETE C., a carpenter who works in Westchester County, doesn't need to watch "Desperate Housewives." He lives it. Tall, handsome and broad-shouldered, Pete is a constant target for real-life desperate housewives who are financially well-kept yet sexually neglected by workaholic husbands. ---snip---
"If I wanted to pursue it I'd probably [have sex] once a week," he tells The Post.
---snip---
"Scarsdale and these towns are rampant with it. You've got these bored housewives who aren't happy with their marriages, who are there to produce children and look good at the country club on the weekends.
"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.' ---snip---
"Or she'll say, 'Thank God the kids are in school until three.' Why is she telling you that? It means you've got the green light. If you want to pursue it, you say, 'Let me know if you need help drying off,' and you're off to the races." For Robert, a well-built married man who does high-end repair work in Westchester and Connecticut, it's the skimpy outfits that give the wives away. "They'll come out in a nightgown, or a loose-hanging robe with nothing on underneath," he said, speaking to The Post on his cellphone between jobs. "Sometimes it's unbelievable. I've had women come at me in things you'd die to have your girlfriend come to bed with.
---snip---
"And," he adds, "a lot of these women are gorgeous. In every one of these instances I absolutely would have been interested."
One woman with a broken leg asked Robert to take a look at her cast, and when he did, he said, "She opened up everything to me."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Well, it certainly brought *you* to the thread all worked up...
That's impossible, b/c I'm still here alive and kicking. Look, churchlady maybe the story got you twitching and drooling, apparently, but I find it to be an interesting commentary on life immitating art and vice versa.It's a situation that can happen often in similar environments. Unlike yourself, others on this thread and some lurkers understand that.
If a guy waxes all his body hair he's probably a swimmer, a model or a professional wrestler. Either way, he's gay.
As if he's never been on an A** C*****r thread or a M******e M****n thread or some other thread containing pics of conservobabes to see all the drooling that goes on :o)
Heheheh... you're obviously not married!! ;-)
This calls for a Salacious Posting List Ping.
If anyone wants on or off the list let me know.
Different thread, Laz.
I'll yell at you later off this 'un
..."I'm just a gigolo .. everywhere I go .. badeedlebebop, shabop..."
So....ya need any plumbin' work done?
Or a metrosexual... a het male that wants all the trimmings from family but not the sex.
No, he's just real happy to see you. LOL
Uhh...I think he missed a spot.
Sounds great, for anyone who wants to scream whenever they pee. I'd rather soak in that disgusting viral frappe called the healthclub jacuzzi than expose my righteous unit to the immunological crapshoot these skanks carry around.
k.
Wise man.
LOL! Coming from a FReeper whose chosen screen name is 'Big Horn'.
I'd rather chose none of the above.
When I was painting houses to support myself through college I had several blatant come ons. I never took any up but there is one who comes to mind every once in a while. I violated my Dad's rule
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