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First the Amies and Aussies take over their wine business, now the Chinese take over their truffles. If we can get another country to jack up their smelly chesse production, another to entirely stop bathing and a third to surrender to anyone better armed than your average stone age hunter, and there won't be anything truly french left!
France is getting globalizowned.
Them things are worth a fortune. There's a couple different types of mushrooms up here Seattle way that got people out in the woods WITH GUNS collecting them.
I could probably grow something between my toes that would let me retire a wealthy man...
It's hard to imagine that the French crave "delicacies" that even the Chinese will shun.
France has formed the National Unlawful Truffle Societe..NUTS to you..
We got truffles!
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T,"
And that rhymes with "P,"
And that stands for Périgord!
(Tune in next week for another edition of "Mixed Metaphor and Bad Pun Theater".)