TEXAS

[Squantos]

I really like your pics ! Do ya have a site ?

[TheMom]

I was born near Padre Island and spent many, many days at the beach. We moved to Angleton when I was 10. We kids were so excited about our first day at the beach, which was short lived. When we drove over the causeway bridge headed to Surfside our hearts sank. What an ugly place! We ask right away if we could go home.

[BellStar]

You get that bumper sticker printed and you will see it all over Kemah, TX.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

The jealous types will take a swipe at our state, but I have proof of how people feel about where they are from. Go to Europe, or Africa, the middle East or anywhere else you can think of and find an American. They're easy to spot and there are lots of us so it shouldn't be too hard.

Ask them where they are from. 95% of the non-Texans will say. "the United States" or "America" with 5% saying NY or California. 100% of the Texans will say "Texas" because we, unlike the unwashed herds of ne'er do wells in the rest of the country, are proud of our state.

[BellStar]

Ask them where they are from." 100% of the Texans will say "Texas" because we, unlike the unwashed herds of ne'er do wells in the rest of the country, are proud of our state."

That is true. I have lived in Asia, Europe and visited many other places, Texans say Texas!

[TexasCowboy]

Been to the backest bush in Africa.

When the natives asked me where I was from, and I said, "Texas", immediately some kid would start drawing a picture of Texas in the dirt, then say, "Where's Dallas?"

[TexasCowboy]

Val, how did you get a picture of my pickumup truck?

That thing's been stuck in the south forty since Noah was a baby!

[TexasCowboy]

Val, serious question here:

When I get my log home built in this grove of live oaks, would you hire out to take pictures for my Chidren's Retreat brochure?

[Hera_90]

well said :-)

[ValerieUSA]

Of course I would ---- Hurry up!

[ValerieUSA]

Lady pictures? Are there ladies in Texas? I thought we were belles, fillies and gals.

[ValerieUSA]

Thanks Squantos. Nope, I don't have my own site yet. It's been on my list of things to do for about 3 years.

[TexasCowboy]

OH! You wanted lady pictures!

Here's some sweet, loving ladies who would just love to make love to you four times a day, wash your clothes, cook your meals and send you off to work with a gentle hug:

Uhhh.....I wouldn't stay after work for a drink with the boys.

[ValerieUSA]

*whimper*
I'm scared

[Dog Gone]

There's something very wrong about that.

I'm not sure what. Maybe it's like human cloning.

It's just not right.

[TexasCowboy]

This is big business these days.

These gals compete for big bucks in body building contests.
They devote their entire daily lives into building muscle, and it becomes an obsession.

I can't think of a worse nightmare than crawling into bed with one of them.

[Species8472]

Yeah... and someday we here in Alaska will cut our state in two and make Texas the third largest state!

[Dog Gone]

A good rule of thumb is to never to sleep with a woman who could kill you with an accidental flick of her finger.

[ValerieUSA]

Uh, yeah, that's my policy. *L*