ROFL! Make the horrible mistake of actually GRABBING one.
I always loved nature, and thinking myself a clever child at the advanced age of 8, decided I was going to catch a BlueJay for a pet.
One day, I managed to do just that...and soon wished I hadn't!
It was just like wrapping your hands around a berserk nail-gun. :)
That is to funny,I wouldn't even dream about trying to grab one.
Was it a grown bird or a little one?
The young ones my cat brought to us alive didn't hurt us with their beaks but with there little claws,hanging on for dear live on our fingers.
It sure was hard to make them let go.LOL
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