Funny story? Hmmmm. I don't think so.
nikos
True. Children don't stab their siblings over a (most likely TV dinner-style) chicken pot pie unless there's some serious disorder and parental failings present.
A man killed his brother a decade or so ago over a pork chop.
When the cops asked him why he did it, he said, "It was my pork chop".
I guess ya had to be there. (these guys have a "defensive" sense of humor)