[Lorianne]

[Lorianne]

Those girls look ready to party.

[dfwgator]

Why didn't they send the Penguins to "Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary"

[My2Cents]

the penguins, which are native to South America, are an endangered species.

Well, that's where homosexuality will get you...on an endangered species list.

[Richard Kimball]

Haven't posted this one in a while, but if a thread ever deserved it:

[the OlLine Rebel]

Have they verified that the girls aren't gay?

[lilakblosm]

Carson makes a visit...

[JCRoberts]

Eric Estrada's address to Penguins:

[rdl6989]

Me thinks this is some propaganda. Next, we will hear from the Kinsey institute that 10% of all animals of each species are gay.

[polymuser]

Change is possible. I know. But now gay activist groups are threatening me.

[davidosborne]

Now this is funny.....passing it on LOL !!!

[davidosborne]

"Gay" penguins spark protest

Fri Feb 11,12:16 PM ET


BERLIN (Reuters) - A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.



"All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been e-mailing and calling in to protest," said a spokesman for the zoo in the northwestern city of Bremerhaven on Friday.


He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.


German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing.


"Nobody here is trying to break-up same sex pairs by force," the zoo's director Heike Kueck told public broadcaster NDR. "We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females."

[writer33]

Why can't we just accept the penguins for what they are? Hmmmmm? :) Hehehehe!

[F16Fighter]

But introducing the Bremerhaven penguins to their new Swedish friends may not be as successful as hoped after earlier experiments revealed great difficulties in separating homosexual couples.

A smallish crowbar may suffice...

[beaver fever]

Ali G - "Why is all de Penguins gay?"

[KC_Conspirator]

Did anyone think that maybe because they did not have contact with female penguins they ended up like this? Maybe when given the choice, they would prefer females? How is this different from the prison system.

[P.O.E.]

Always thought that Busby Berkely was a little, well, you know.

[sweetliberty]

Did someone say "gay penguin"?

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[Terriergal]

The four Swedish females

And if that don't work we KNOW they're gay!

[shibumi]

This is a bunch of bogus!

Birds are omnisexual. As any bird owner will tell you, when in captivity, they will mate with ANYTHING...their perches, sticks, food, cloth cozies, your sleeve or other birds of the same sex.

It's not a matter of being "gay", it's just that they don't know they'll go blind!