More paranoia ping.
a little loaded, yes!
Please notice I said, "just for fun".
I have no knowledge of any conspiracies; and if I did, I would be careful not to divulge it on the Internet, where a government agency might be listening [looks around suspiciously]. In particular, I have no knowledge of any conspiracy involving an Air Force cover-up of a UFO landing in Arlen, Texas on the evening of 2/6/2005 in the backyard of one H. Hill. I accept the official explanation that it was probably a frisbee thrown by Mr. Hill's son, amplified by the optical illusory effect of propane gas leaking from a defective grill. Whether the gas was actually propane or a military experiment with a highly advanced hallucinogen developed from stores of Nazi nerve gas smuggled out of Iraq without the knowledge of the American public as part of a larger covert operation in mind-control technology, I refuse to speculate.