ZOT! WHO BELIEVES THE LIE THAT ANYONE CAN BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A.?

[_katie_scarlet]

Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

[SirLurkedalot]

Sounds like his crack dealer takes food stamps.

[Zacs Mom]

No, that was Nancy Pelosi tryin' to get frisky...

okay now that isn't even funny!!! Did you happen to see this when it was posted earlier on another thread?

[Darkwolf377]

Oh, I posted quite a few on that one.

Madame Tussaud adjusts one of the statues in her wax museum.

[Allegra]

We sure have had a lot of strange things slithering under our door lately...

[bd476]

Woweeee, you ate another bad burrito at Taco Bell man, didn't ya?

Two words: Pepto Bismal and call a doctor in the morning.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Your WHAT hurts?

[backhoe]

ZOT

[Conspiracy Guy]

You again?

[Titan Magroyne]

"Various researchers, including,David Icke in his book "The Biggest Secret", point out that all 43 men who were Presidents of the U.S.A. are related..."

You mean John Kerry is related to the other 42??? Oh. Wait.

JOHN KERRY ISN'T THE PRESIDENT!

Please pardon the shouting, folks. Felt too good not to say it again. ;o)

If you'd like to know who is going to win the U.S.Presidential election, just call up super wealthy David Rockefeller and he can tell you today because it's all a "staged event".

Pish, what a n00b! Why would anybody bother picking up the phone when all it takes is the secret mind meld? And was it ever in doubt?

Oops. Did I type that out loud?

"Both Bush and Kerry are fraternity brothers in Skull and Bones, a super secretive neo Nazi fraternity at Yale University that covertly supported Hitler and the Nazis in WW ll."

OK, who of the FReeper Kabal talked? Turn in your super secret decoder ring and get out!

"Skull and Bones was founded by the Russel family, who made their huge fortune illegally smuggling opium to China in the 1800's, thereby causing another war called The Opium War. The flag that was flown on the Russel ships that were smuggling dope was the Skull and Bones emblem, hence the name of the fraternity. So now you have two men who are fraternity brothers in a super secretive fraternity that was founded by a drug baron!"

Blackbeard and Captain Hook never could be convinced to go for the big stuff.

"...Bush is not doing anything about this situation because the higher the price of oil, the more billions the Bush/Cheney connected oil companies make!"

Let's pore over this for a second, shall we? "Billions" of what? Dollars? Why would they stoop to collecting money when they could have your brain, oh-slave-of-mine?

Um, second thought...

money's good too.

[roaddog727]

Blah-bi-di-blah,blah ZOT!

[Roses0508]

My thought exactly.