The Illuminati Hierarchy (Zotted by Reptilian Mod)

To: illuminatiCA

I didn't know there was a creative writing exercise today. Dang.

81 posted on 02/03/2005 7:48:27 AM PST by Jaded (Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)

To: illuminatiCA

Oh, the guy's name was Amerigo Vespucci.

82 posted on 02/03/2005 7:49:45 AM PST by Jaded (Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain)

To: illuminatiCA; Darksheare; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; ...

Could you shed some light on the subject?

Incase you don't return...here is some illuminati for you

83 posted on 02/03/2005 7:59:35 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)

To: illuminatiCA

This was really funny!

84 posted on 02/03/2005 8:05:30 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)

To: illuminatiCA; Poohbah; Lazamataz; Constitution Day; dead

ALERT ALERT the sheeple are onto us!

We have a level 5 security breach.

We are at DEFCON ONE.

ARM the memory wipe and zot machines.

Condition RED.

Courage Brothers, deny everything.

85 posted on 02/03/2005 8:06:16 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (French: old Europe word meaning surrender)

Courage Brothers, deny everything.

Whatever they claimed, I deny it. It's all LIES.

86 posted on 02/03/2005 8:09:27 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)

There's nobody named Pindar.

I have half a mind to claim the Dragon Penis name.

87 posted on 02/03/2005 8:11:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)

To: illuminatiCA

Geez louise!

What a waste of the alphabet.

88 posted on 02/03/2005 8:15:08 AM PST by najida (TO A GOOD HOME: Cute, male baby chinchilla. Please send references and criminal background check.)

To: illuminatiCA

89 posted on 02/03/2005 8:32:50 AM PST by Republican Wildcat

To: illuminatiCA

Welp, I got as far as "penis of the dragon" ... Should be some kind of award for patience .... BUT, alas, we have no patience. And besides, everyone knows dragons don't have penises.... sheesh.

90 posted on 02/03/2005 8:48:09 AM PST by Hi Heels (Naked Mole Rats have feelings, too. Crunchy feelings. Someone get a hammer.)

To: illuminatiCA

91 posted on 02/03/2005 8:54:45 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Now that we know Bush was right, will the moonbats apologize? ....we're waiting......)

To: illuminatiCA

All your illuminati are belong to us.

The actual ship named Amerigo Vespucci (sp???) is quite beautiful. It was one of the ships that participated in OpSail '86 in NY harbor.

92 posted on 02/03/2005 10:28:14 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island (This tagline has been brought to you by Mr. Bungholio and his twirling f a r t knockers.)

To: illuminatiCA

"The Illuminati structure also creates artificial countries to further their goals. Examples of these are the United States, Switzerland, Kuwait, the Soviet Union, Panama, Israel, Italy, Yugoslavia, the United Kingdom, most of Black Africa, all of the Arab countries, and all of Central and South America."

[claps Chicken Little wings to head and squawks] Where shall we go?! What shall we DO?!!!

""Ka" is the ancient Egyptian word for soul, or spirit force within a body."

"Ka-Ka" is Ka squared.

"The natives that gave them the most problem were the Cherokee Indians because this tribe retained most of their Atlantean knowledge, even accessing the Bear/Bigfoot frequency for information."

Did you mistake Dan Rather for a Cherokee a few years ago? Just asking.

"World War I was designed to change the map of Europe as well as test germ and chemical warfare technology for future use. This coincided with the worldwide influenza outbreak designed to reduce the global population, making control easier."

We called that off when we realized it sucked to have fewer slaves than before.

"In recent years, several women have come forward claiming to be the sex-slaves of globally recognized political figures. Many were used as information couriers between high-level male Illuminati. Usually, lookalikes of the political figures are used in the incipient programming as a focal point for the sex-slave. The slave is put through a desensitizing process, so there is no pleasure in the sexual act; it is merely a duty to be performed. Many times the slave becomes sexually promiscuous, repeatedly having sex with people who look like the intended target. It is a sad life."

You mean those WEREN'T aliens from Zifron 3? I ... I ... I feel so used.

Note to self: Return blue dress to Goodwill tomorrow.

93 posted on 02/03/2005 10:41:04 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (illuminatiCA = Soylent Green)

To: illuminatiCA

HE HATES THESE CANS!!!!!

94 posted on 02/03/2005 10:56:54 AM PST by JCRoberts

To: illuminatiCA

The best slaves are the ones who do not realize that they are slaves.

Mind if I use this quote to define democrats, liberals, leftists and socialists?

You know where to find me.

95 posted on 02/03/2005 12:44:35 PM PST by Fintan (A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx)

To: illuminatiCA

Smile! Be happy!
This won't hurt much.

96 posted on 02/03/2005 1:37:59 PM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Have you visited http://blog.c-pol.com?)

To: illuminatiCA

"Lyrae-Sirius-Draco! The combination of these three civilizations would produce the most powerful, technological Empire ever known!"

Sirius . . . Draco . . . hmmm . . . did you by chance read Harry Potter?

97 posted on 02/03/2005 2:34:57 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)

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