To: Gopher Broke
Joe Einstein Theisman is about to be on Tony Snow's show.
Isn't he the one who started the Theisman Trophy for the best player in college football year.
To: Gopher Broke
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
--Albert Einstein
3 posted on
02/02/2005 6:47:48 AM PST by
xJones
To: Gopher Broke
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
(sarcasm) And mankind should not fly because we are not born with wings... (sarcasm end) Just your standard 'useful idiot' logic from Miss Alabama.
To: Gopher Broke
"I knew it was Saturday because it was the day after Friday." -- Melanie Griffith's line in the movie Shining Through
5 posted on
02/02/2005 11:33:36 AM PST by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: Gopher Broke
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -- Tom Waits
6 posted on
02/02/2005 11:36:56 AM PST by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: TheBigB
Thought you would be interested.
7 posted on
02/02/2005 12:38:15 PM PST by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: Gopher Broke
I know for certain the Mariah Carey and Marion Barry quotes are fakes, so I suspect a bunch of these should be taken with a grain of salt.
I don't really feel like browsing this whole list, but it's a good place to start for anyone interested in doing double-checking.
To: Gopher Broke; All
"I don't eat meat cause like I'm like a veterinarian"--HBO commercial c.1994
11 posted on
02/02/2005 4:50:43 PM PST by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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