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Penis hammered off statue
CNews | 2/1/05

Posted on 02/01/2005 11:33:27 AM PST by KidGlock

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To: Hi Heels
Ping!

Hey, I think there is a tagline in this somewhere.

41 posted on 02/01/2005 11:51:31 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Laura Earl and I live in Ecuador, but I hide the hammer.


42 posted on 02/01/2005 11:52:17 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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To: KidGlock
Not as good as: Penis explodes during sex

OUCH

43 posted on 02/01/2005 11:52:40 AM PST by Larry381 (Inventor & patent holder of the deliberalator)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

A Hammer's inhumanity to a penis!?!


44 posted on 02/01/2005 11:53:00 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: KidGlock

That's going to leave a mark. Put some ice on it.


45 posted on 02/01/2005 11:54:33 AM PST by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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To: KidGlock

"What's upsetting people is that someone would have the audacity to be free and create something without listening to other people."

Does Canada give money to artists as we do here in the USA? I can name a number of works by American "ar-TEESTS" that my tax dollars funded, which were offensive to me.

I would not, however, deface their artwork. Even if it would improve it, LOL!


46 posted on 02/01/2005 11:55:02 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Larry381
"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen." from "Penis explodes during sex"

What gave him the first clue? It exploded, of course there was tremendous pressure.

47 posted on 02/01/2005 11:56:32 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Holy crap!


48 posted on 02/01/2005 11:57:18 AM PST by Laura Earl (No man is an island, but some are peninsulas.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
It's .... it's ..... GONE????


49 posted on 02/01/2005 11:58:09 AM PST by Hi Heels (Naked Mole Rats. Find them. Squish them. Bake them. Feel the crunch.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl

:0)


50 posted on 02/01/2005 11:59:00 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Pop! ...goes the Chirac.)
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To: KidGlock

Reminds you of the dance scene from "Meet Wally Sparks".


51 posted on 02/01/2005 11:59:21 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: Hi Heels

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I'm speechless!


52 posted on 02/01/2005 12:00:56 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: RetroWarrior

I could just see it now....


"Virginia, where did you ever get that - it looks like a penis?!"

"Yes, Martha, I've always wanted one - so I hammered it off a statue!"


53 posted on 02/01/2005 12:03:22 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Michael Moore announced his next project: a film looking at voter fraud for the Oscars.)
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To: Hi Heels; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I've never seen one with .... teeth.


54 posted on 02/01/2005 12:07:06 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Michael Moore announced his next project: a film looking at voter fraud for the Oscars.)
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To: Blurblogger

Hmmmm, sounds like Hillary mighta been at it.....seeing that she's looking for ways to nail the conservative vote.


55 posted on 02/01/2005 12:17:25 PM PST by Liz (Wise men are instructed by reason; lesser men, by experience; the ignorant, by necessity. Cicero)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Laura Earl

Laura Earl calls me Hammer. I don't know why.


56 posted on 02/01/2005 12:19:19 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I may be a fool but I'm an old fool which means I have learned a thing or two.


57 posted on 02/01/2005 12:25:20 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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To: KidGlock
OK somebody's got to say it...

**** ** ******** *** ***** **!

58 posted on 02/01/2005 12:26:16 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I knew it!


59 posted on 02/01/2005 12:28:03 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
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To: Publius6961

What?


60 posted on 02/01/2005 12:29:56 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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