[Nataku X]

Ma'am, thank you for your donation of $5,000. For the last few weeks, we have been hard at work producing a documentary.

However, I regret to inform you that this morning, the day that we promised to give a preview to our faithful donors, a gorilla bearing a red Bush-Cheney collar jumped out of the blue red and broke all our camcorders and film reels.

Once again the corporatist Bush-owned MSM has silenced the outrage of the American public. We thank you for the money, sucker.

( Perfectly played... ;) )

[Sally'sConcerns]

However, I regret to inform you that this morning, the day that we promised to give a preview to our faithful donors, a gorilla bearing a red Bush-Cheney collar jumped out of the blue red and broke all our camcorders and film reels.

A gorilla??? OMG!!! You mean chimpy has his mother doing all of his dirty work for him? OMG!!! Is there anything I can do to help. OMG!!! Do you need any more money? OMG!!!

Your work is soooo important and I'll do anything...anything...anything...ANYTHING I can to make sure every vote counts!!!! OMG!!! D_mn those bushies! OMG! OMG! OMG!

(can I be nominated for an oscar now?) rofl