[groanup]

Ted Kennedy is not a patriot. He is not an American defender. His brother, John, was. How a state that was in the forefront of the American Revolution can often elect this man is beyond me. I wish nothing but bad tidings on this man. I don't like him, I don't respect him and I don't honor his service.

[Congressman Billybob]

Ted Kennedy is the polar opposite of the two men I wrote about this week. As a politician, he is unfit to black the boots of President Bush. From an ethical standpoint, he does not belong on the same planet with Dusty Rhodes.

My contempt for Ted Kennedy, that waste of skin and oxygen, knows no bounds.

Congressman Billybob [TWO different columns this week]

Click for latest, "Homer, Shakespeare, Pope, and George Bush"

Click for latest, "Dusty Rhodes, a Death in the Family"