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To: phoenix0468

The Simpsons Soundtrack Lyrics

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!


9 posted on 01/28/2005 4:19:21 PM PST by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Maceman

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Rotflol I almost spit out my coffee.


10 posted on 01/28/2005 5:01:37 PM PST by sully777 (our descendants will be enslaved by political expediency and expenditure)
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To: Maceman

I can't breath. ROFLMFAO!!


16 posted on 01/28/2005 6:44:25 PM PST by phoenix0468 (One man with courage is a majority. (Thomas Jefferson))
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