FIVE PRICELESS GRANDPARENT STORIES---
> A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word
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>> processor. She told him she was writing a story.
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>> "What's it about?" he asked.
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>> "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
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>> A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were
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>> ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell
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>> her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the
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>> covers off thy neighbor's wife."
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. Our five-year-old son couldn't wait to tell his father about the
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>> movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The
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>> scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.
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>> In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, "What caused
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>> the submarine to sink?"
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>> With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000
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>> leaks!!"
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>>. When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept
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>> the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky
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>> insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I
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>> did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming
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>> after us with flashlights."
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>> Subject: Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant,"
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>> said a teacher.
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>> The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
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>> The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what
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>> pregnant means?" she asked.
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>> Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
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>> A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He
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>> had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her
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>> life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green
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>> army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing in
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>> my coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV, "The best part of waking up
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>> is soldiers in your cup!"