Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Today is catching.
Tomorrow's pitching.
Why is in left field.
Because is center field.
Right field and short stop are never listed.
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Toby: Well, I'm a pretty good catcher, so I'll catch Today.
Mr. Bates: OK.
Toby: When the first guy gets up, he bunts the ball. Me, being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first, so I pick up the ball and I throw it to Who?
Mr. Bates: That's the first intelligent thing you've said.
Toby: (Screaming) I don't even know what I'm talking about!
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Shalom.
giggles! Remind me who were the two comedians: Buddy ? and ......?
Costello: HE BETTER HAVE IT! I throw the ball to first base. Whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - triple play.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Another guy gets up - it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What was that?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.