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To: peacebaby
From that same vaudville show with "The Preacher and The Bear" that I posted earlier.

Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Today is catching.
Tomorrow's pitching.
Why is in left field.
Because is center field.
Right field and short stop are never listed.

...
Toby: Well, I'm a pretty good catcher, so I'll catch Today.
Mr. Bates: OK.
Toby: When the first guy gets up, he bunts the ball. Me, being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first, so I pick up the ball and I throw it to Who?
Mr. Bates: That's the first intelligent thing you've said.
Toby: (Screaming) I don't even know what I'm talking about!
...

Shalom.

199 posted on 01/28/2005 11:26:16 AM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: ArGee

giggles! Remind me who were the two comedians: Buddy ? and ......?


202 posted on 01/28/2005 11:29:11 AM PST by peacebaby ("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condoleezza Rice, 1/18/05)
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To: ArGee

Costello: HE BETTER HAVE IT! I throw the ball to first base. Whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - triple play.

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Another guy gets up - it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third and I don't give a darn!

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said I don't give a darn!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.


357 posted on 02/01/2005 7:39:37 AM PST by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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