[peacebaby]

No, who's on second.

What's on first?

(Hey, everybody, help me out here.)

[TheBigB]

No, WHO'S on first, WHAT'S on second.

I DON'T KNOW'S on third...

[Fierce Allegiance]

Here's some help:

[ArGee]

From that same vaudville show with "The Preacher and The Bear" that I posted earlier.

Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Today is catching.
Tomorrow's pitching.
Why is in left field.
Because is center field.
Right field and short stop are never listed.

...
Toby: Well, I'm a pretty good catcher, so I'll catch Today.
Mr. Bates: OK.
Toby: When the first guy gets up, he bunts the ball. Me, being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first, so I pick up the ball and I throw it to Who?
Mr. Bates: That's the first intelligent thing you've said.
Toby: (Screaming) I don't even know what I'm talking about!
...

Shalom.