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I think the Dems should start thinking about who they're going to run in '08. Perhaps we can help them out. I think they could come up with all sorts of possible combinations. Market them kinda like wrestling tag teams, with a catchy name and a signature phrase:

Scream Team: Algore - Howard "the Daffy Doc" Dean/ "YEEAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Newlyweds: 'Nich and Mostly-Fraud: Dennis "the Minus" Kucinich - Carol Mostly-Fraud/ "Dozens of voters can't be wrong!"

Mutt & Jeff: Janet L. Reño - Robert B. Reiccchhhhhhh/ "Ten Feet of Truth"

Ambitiously Gay Duo: James "The Luv Guv" McGreevy - Bawney Fwank/ "Queer Guys for a Straight Ticket!"

New Face: J. F'n Kerry - Barbara Botoxer/ "Keep a stiff upper brow!"

Ebony and Ivory: "Reverend" Al Sharpton - Bobby "Sheets" Byrd/ "Start spreading the manure!"

Desperate White House Wives: Hillary! Clinton-Rodham - Tipper "MWUH!" Gore/ "Vote for us and you get them, too!"

Desperate House Whips: Nancy "Our Lady of Perpetual Surprise" Pelosi - Rosie "Gay-ROD" O'Donut/ "Cracking the whip on America"