A girl is sitting with her friends after having bought a bag of peanut M&Ms. She starts eating the M&Ms by breaking them open with her teeth, pulling out the peanuts and setting them aside, then eating the chocolate and candy. After a few M&Ms she says to her friends, "You know, I wish they made these without the peanuts."
Shalom.
very funny. well here's another true story.
My daughter is absolutely brilliant - the IQ is way up there. She's so smart, she's dumb sometimes. And she's dyed her hair blonde.
And one day her boyfriend was making fun of how dumb she could be and she said:
"I'm way beyond dumb!"
Of course she meant to say, "I'm far from dumb!"
Sometimes I tell my friends that under those dark roots she really is a blonde.