very funny. well here's another true story.
My daughter is absolutely brilliant - the IQ is way up there. She's so smart, she's dumb sometimes. And she's dyed her hair blonde.
And one day her boyfriend was making fun of how dumb she could be and she said:
"I'm way beyond dumb!"
Of course she meant to say, "I'm far from dumb!"
Sometimes I tell my friends that under those dark roots she really is a blonde.
A blonde and a brunette decided to commit suicide by jumping from a tall building. Why did the brunette hit the ground first?
The blonde had to stop on the way down and ask for directions.
Shalom.