[peacebaby]

"Knock knock.

Who's zere

Emerson who?"

"Emerso' niiiice shoes you got on!"

[ArGee]

This is an absolutely true story. The girl is a brunette, but it is possible she died her hair from the original blonde.

A girl is sitting with her friends after having bought a bag of peanut M&Ms. She starts eating the M&Ms by breaking them open with her teeth, pulling out the peanuts and setting them aside, then eating the chocolate and candy. After a few M&Ms she says to her friends, "You know, I wish they made these without the peanuts."

Shalom.