Ron White is a riot. My favorite of the bunch.
"I got thrown...out of a bar...in New York City."
Ron's pretty good. Larry is classic, too. I've listened to Larry for years down here on local radio before he went big time.
Ron is my favorite---
The whole story about the 9 minute plane flight and engine failure makes me laugh everytime I think about it.
"How far do you think the plane will go?"
"All the way to the crash site. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a good 30 minutes."
And--
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability."