Ron is my favorite---
The whole story about the 9 minute plane flight and engine failure makes me laugh everytime I think about it.
"How far do you think the plane will go?"
"All the way to the crash site. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a good 30 minutes."
And--
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability."
I fondly recall hitting my mother in law in the back of the head with the meatball I was trying to eat when I first heard the plane sketch.
Ron is too cool...