speaking of cotton-mouth
What a shame, three whole glasses of listerine, and STILL not kissable.
What's the story here? Are the police supposed to test and retest, until they get a failing result? Sort of like how Democrats want to count the votes over and over again, until their candidate wins?
The woman's stomach must be made of steel.
The original is good for most situations, but when you're enjoying a delicious and decadent slice of urinal cake, you really want to go with the more delicate, yet slightly robust, flavor of Cool Mint Listerine.
The law states your blood alcohol cannot be a certain amount. I don't think it states that it makes a difference as to how it became that way. If someone has been drinking enough alcohol, be it from wine, beer, whiskey, mouthwash or vanilla extract, they will become drunk. If a person is drunk, they should not be driving. Period.
Hey!... if you're out of Slivowitz, ya gotta do what you gotta do.
3 glasses of Listerine? That's nothing. Anybody here know about Dr. Tichenor's? It's been made in New Orleans for the last 100 years or so, and is still fairly popular among black folks as an all-purpose home remedy. It's a concentrated antiseptic often used as a mouthwash--but you're supposed to dilute it first with water, in a 5 to 1 ratio. That's how strong it is. I once made the mistake of trying to use it as mouthwash straight out of the bottle. Thought I was going to die. If there's a saloon in hell, it's serving straight shots of Dr. T.
By the way, the company that makes this sulphurous stuff has decided to take a page out of the Altoids marketing book and launch an ad campaign trading on Dr. T's ferocious flavor. The company's new slogan is "Gargle. Wince. Repeat."