True. A special pit toilet with a really big one-holer is pretty much the only option if you're on a septic. A two-holer would be silly, except now that I think about it, who owns just one elephant? This is getting more complicated... and think of the toilet paper... you'd have to get one of those big newsprint rolls...
If you're on city sewer... they'd probly get wise pretty soon. You get one of those phonecalls from the sewer department... "hey buddy... we've had just about enough s#!+ outta you... "
Hey Bear..
I betcha never thought this would be a topic in the Hobbit Hole thread! *grin*