Heh...yeah, that'd make you blush...
And a few months ago I got some new kind of chapstick...supposed to be windproof and waterproof and whathaveyou. It's been really dry, so I had lavished it on, and did a bunch of stuff, but when I finally took a restroom break, I realized it goes on WHITE if you use even more than just a VEY tiny bit.
I wondered why people were lookin' at me kinda funny.
*blush*
By the way, you know that Colorado is vey dry, right? I carry chapstick and hand creme everywhere. I've seen people drinking (water!) in church, because if you go more than an hour without water you will start dehydrating.
What's the elevation where you live? The drive cross-country will give you a chance to acclimate, but the first two weeks will be a little strange.
What was the movie where there was a quote that was something like: "It was really creepy.... He had ~white~ tongue!"