Who would have thunk it? I thought they'd be together til old age.
1 posted on
01/25/2005 6:33:42 AM PST by
pissant
To: pissant
First it was Brad and Jennifer...and now this. Quite frankly, my faith in humanity is shattered. If Jessica and Nich split, I am going to need therapy...
To: pissant
J-Ho's problem is two fold. She wants a man that is in awe of her and will worship the ground she walks on. She has had these in her first husband (the guitar player) and her last one. Real nobodys who's only clam to fame was being Mr. J-Ho. But she also wants someone who she feels is worthy of her, hence her relationships with Puffy, Ben Affleck and Marc Anthony. Thing is, these guys can have any woman they want and will not bow at her feet. When they don't she feels slighted and walks.
She needs someone like me. Someone who is a nobody AND would treat her like sh!t!
4 posted on
01/25/2005 6:39:29 AM PST by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: pissant
Sooner or later, every man that has anything to do with JLo gets tired of her.
The sex is great, but nothing else about her is.
5 posted on
01/25/2005 6:42:58 AM PST by
sinkspur
("Preach the gospel. If necessary, use words.")
To: pissant
The couple, who tied the knot in a secret ceremony last June, are reportedly having fights over Anthony's supposedly dominating and chauvinistic attitude. Uh oh. Stereotypical hispanic male alert.
11 posted on
01/25/2005 6:50:45 AM PST by
kezekiel
To: pissant
Most couples talk about things like whether or not they have children before they get married. Lopez needs to get her head out of the clouds.
15 posted on
01/25/2005 7:06:48 AM PST by
AQGeiger
(RKBA Royal Enumerator of the Leguminous Stockpile, Wielder of the Enchanted Endoscope of Justice.)
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