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To: pissant

J-Ho's problem is two fold. She wants a man that is in awe of her and will worship the ground she walks on. She has had these in her first husband (the guitar player) and her last one. Real nobodys who's only clam to fame was being Mr. J-Ho. But she also wants someone who she feels is worthy of her, hence her relationships with Puffy, Ben Affleck and Marc Anthony. Thing is, these guys can have any woman they want and will not bow at her feet. When they don't she feels slighted and walks.

She needs someone like me. Someone who is a nobody AND would treat her like sh!t!


4 posted on 01/25/2005 6:39:29 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: speed_addiction

"She needs someone like me. Someone who is a nobody AND would treat her like sh!t!"

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Speed, you are the answer to every hollywood starlets needs!


6 posted on 01/25/2005 6:43:25 AM PST by pissant
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To: speed_addiction

Speed, when you get hitched to JLo, please remember your FReeper FRiends...I love celebrity weddings and I am still miffed that the Donald and Melinia dissed me this past weekend.


8 posted on 01/25/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by PennsylvaniaMom (FreeMartha)
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To: speed_addiction

LOL!


10 posted on 01/25/2005 6:50:00 AM PST by Tax-chick (Wielder of the Dread Words of Power, "Bless your heart, honey!")
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To: speed_addiction
"and has told her that he is not interested in having kids"

" She needs someone like me. Someone who is a nobody AND would treat her like sh!t!"

Be sure to tell her you just adore children. And don't forget to invite me to the wedding - thanks in advance.

12 posted on 01/25/2005 6:51:19 AM PST by Enterprise ("Dance with the Devil by the Pale Moonlight" - Islam compels you!)
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