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Woman Driver Fined for Holding Apple
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Posted on 01/24/2005 4:07:25 PM PST by ambrose

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1 posted on 01/24/2005 4:07:25 PM PST by ambrose
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To: ambrose

Welcome to the liberal world of morons!


2 posted on 01/24/2005 4:09:11 PM PST by rocksblues (Liberalism is a sickness not a political ideology)
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To: ambrose
Chairman of the bench Ken Buck said: “We accept that there are times when you can drive with one hand, but, in holding an apple while negotiating a left hand turn, we consider you not to have been in full control.

Please note the as they drive on the left in England, a left-hand turn is the easy one like "right-on-red" is here. You do not have to cross any other lanes of traffic.

3 posted on 01/24/2005 4:11:11 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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“It is vital that motorists are in proper control of their vehicles at all times and are fully concentrating on their driving.

“The magistrates supported this and found the defendant guilty.”


Sounds like the Magistrates don't have the capacity to concentrate on driving even without an apple.


4 posted on 01/24/2005 4:13:29 PM PST by HighWheeler (A Fine is a Tax for doing wrong; A Tax is a Fine for doing well.)
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To: ambrose
Chairman of the bench Ken Buck said: “We accept that there are times when you can drive with one hand, but, in holding an apple while negotiating a left hand turn, we consider you not to have been in full control.

Then she should have crashed, shouldn't she?

5 posted on 01/24/2005 4:13:40 PM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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To: rocksblues

maybe it was a "mobile" apple......call Scotland Yard


6 posted on 01/24/2005 4:13:44 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: ambrose

I guess they would hang this woman.

7 posted on 01/24/2005 4:14:06 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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How is that different from driving with a stick shift? Would a one-armed driver be penalized?

That lawyer must've sucked.


8 posted on 01/24/2005 4:14:43 PM PST by Born to Conserve
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To: NorCalRepub

Well! It appears they stopped a drive-by fruiting before it happened!!!! :)


10 posted on 01/24/2005 4:15:48 PM PST by gimme1ibertee (A liberal is a mental case is a liberal.)
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To: ambrose

Coming soon to America, probably either in NYC or some California city.


11 posted on 01/24/2005 4:16:54 PM PST by Dog Gone
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This just in:

Woman cited for reading her mail while walking back into her house.

Magistrate: "She wasn't concentrating on where her feet were stepping, could have tripped and then needed an expensive ambulance trip to take her to the socialist hospital."


12 posted on 01/24/2005 4:17:15 PM PST by HighWheeler (A Fine is a Tax for doing wrong; A Tax is a Fine for doing well.)
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An apple? A single apple? Try squeezing a cell phone between your ear and shoulder, holding a coffee, shifting gears and ...steering with a knee.


13 posted on 01/24/2005 4:17:21 PM PST by evolved_rage (Now that is driving.)
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Then she should have crashed, shouldn't she?

That's what nailed her. She embarrassed the whole government from lawmakers to police to judges by being able to control her car with one hand. Obviously those mentioned above are not capable of so doing.

14 posted on 01/24/2005 4:19:14 PM PST by FreePaul
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“This is all about trying to crush her because she is the one who stood up and said ‘this is silly’,” the solicitor told the court. “The police service and the CPS do not like to be told they are silly.”

I deem this thread to be extremely silly and demand that it cease immediately.


15 posted on 01/24/2005 4:19:50 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (Liberal radio can be summed up in five words: Dead air, um, dead air.)
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To: ambrose

One bad apple spoils the.......Oh, never mind.


16 posted on 01/24/2005 4:20:10 PM PST by Mark
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To: Floyd R Turbo
In Oregon a one armed log truck driver (for 18 years) who is also an FAA tested and certified Twin Engine Commercial pilot has been denied a license renewal to continue driving his truck based on a silly new nanny state Oregon law. They refuse to test him on competence because "an examiner would be afraid to get in the truck with him since he only has one arm".

Same type of nonsense.

Now there's a discrimmination lawsuit if I ever saw one!

17 posted on 01/24/2005 4:21:18 PM PST by blinachka (Vechnaya Pamyat Daddy... xoxo)
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To: HighWheeler
The magistrates supported this

And then drove home after a relaxing meal at the local Pub!

18 posted on 01/24/2005 4:24:42 PM PST by rocksblues (Liberalism is a sickness not a political ideology)
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To: rocksblues
Which moron?
The headline writer?

This goes into my collection of idiot headlines...
Right up there with teen arrested for wearing cap sideways...
Woman arrested for petting dog...
Demonstrator arrested for shouting at Laura Bush...

20 posted on 01/24/2005 4:29:20 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
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