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James Bond and political correctness.
1 posted on 01/24/2005 12:47:22 PM PST by r5boston
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Sean Connery overpowered by ummm Auston Powers? No way.

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

2 posted on 01/24/2005 12:50:20 PM PST by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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Women still love James Bond, or any other man who embodies the persona Ian Fleming portrayed so well in his work. The studio is making a mistake.


3 posted on 01/24/2005 12:51:47 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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I like Domino, Bambi and Thumper.


4 posted on 01/24/2005 12:53:10 PM PST by battlegearboat
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My guess is that little Tanya has had too many dissappointing relationships... Perhaps she should stick to listening to Alaniss Morisette albums.


5 posted on 01/24/2005 12:53:21 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Rubbish.


6 posted on 01/24/2005 12:54:18 PM PST by battlecry
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Good riddance to the Movie Bonds. I read all of Ian Fleming's work long before I saw the movies. I saw two or maybe three of them before I never watched another...totally different character. In the books, Bond thinks and talks and works his way out of problems. In the movie, he just always has just the right gizmo from Q to create just the right big explosion.


7 posted on 01/24/2005 12:55:10 PM PST by blanknoone (The two big battles left in the War on Terror are against our State dept and our media.)
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Part of the problem is that the mostly crappy Bond films that are made now bear almost no relation to the mostly excellent Bond films that were made in the early years. Compare the excellent spy thriller "From Russia with Love" to the idiotic "Die Another Day" and it's no wonder that the Bond franchise has hit an awful rough patch.


9 posted on 01/24/2005 12:57:25 PM PST by Zeroisanumber
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This is a big mistake. Last time I checked Bond movies still did very well. I recently that they wanted to make a gay Bond, in which the dumba$$es in the studio offices will kill off a profitable franchise if they do so, or let the PC types kill Bond off.


10 posted on 01/24/2005 12:58:55 PM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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Sorry but there's really no deep explanation for why the Bond series has died. The truth is it died because they lost all the creativity. Bond adventures used to be unique, and most importantly so were their stunts. With the last 8 or 9 Bond movies when you watched the trailers you could rattle off which previous Bond movie that stunt was in, and the last few they started re-ripping off stunts they'd already rerun. At that point Bond was dead. Jackie Chan didn't help either, he's made a minor career of ripping off Bond stunts but doing them at a more exciting pace and with cheaper vehicles.

All things come to an end, and 20 movies is one hell of a run.


11 posted on 01/24/2005 12:58:59 PM PST by discostu (mime is money)
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This might be believable if the last Bond flick hadn't cracked over 150 mil at the box office. That's still a very respectable haul, especially when you consider how bad the last few scripts were.

Pierce Brosnan brought bond back and now MGM is going to kill him again.

13 posted on 01/24/2005 1:03:29 PM PST by Comstock1
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James Bond was a parody of himself. Don't blame Austin Powers for making Bond more and more ridiculous. All you have to do is take a look at the names of his most famous female conquests (Electra, Honey, Christmas, Pussy and Octopussy) to see how ludicrous the whole enterprise is now.


14 posted on 01/24/2005 1:03:43 PM PST by Tamar1973 (Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats-- PJ O'Rourke)
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There were Bond imitators and parodies right from the beginning - OUR MAN FLINT, the Matt Helm movies, MODESTY BLAISE, WHAT'S UP TIGER LILY, not to mention the Woody Allen version of CASINO ROYALE which was one big not-so-in joke on the whole series. The Austin Powers movies are just the latest in a long string, and there's a reason it's called the sincerest form of flattery. The Bond movies never took themselves seriously, at any rate - Bond was a smooth and ironic dude, not an idiot. But why bother arguing with a feminist? Just take out your Walther PPK and shoot her.


20 posted on 01/24/2005 1:19:18 PM PST by Argus
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Today they would be politicians. Spectre grins on the news every day. You voted for it.

It's Bush's fault.

25 posted on 01/24/2005 3:34:44 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail, Chimpus Khan!])
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I can't remember the last time I saw an article with so much misinformation. Fortunately, it's unimportant.


26 posted on 01/24/2005 3:42:29 PM PST by Argh
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I gave a humorous speech at Toastmasters regarding the "Real" Bond. Born in 1919 he would be 86 years old today, (84 when I gave the speech). The premise of the speech was, "What would a Bond movie be like if he was portrayed at his real age.

He no longer carries a Walther PPK because he can no longer aim it due to his "palsy". He get's about on a Rascal. He no longer smokes because of the emphzema! His silver cigarette case? Well now he uses it to store his Viagra. Secret Agent? No more. He's a greeter at the local Wal Mart. Bond Girls? He has a thing for Bea Arthur. Oh, Sean could play him again, without his toupe!

Well I guess you get the drift. Like Sherlock, Bond's days are long gone!

29 posted on 03/16/2005 8:41:02 AM PST by Young Werther
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