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Tips for older riders from the Motorcycle Safety Foundation
AP/Yahoo ^ | Fri Jan 21, 2:00 PM ET

Posted on 01/21/2005 2:55:01 PM PST by martin_fierro

Tips for older riders from the Motorcycle Safety Foundation

Fri Jan 21, 2:00 PM ET

By The Associated Press

Tips for older riders from the Motorcycle Safety Foundation:



TOPICS: Hobbies; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: classicbikes; highsiders; motorcycles; oldschool; oldtimers; upontwowheels
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Another tip:

IF YOU'VE SHRUNK DUE TO AGING SO THAT YOU CAN'T SEE OVER THE HANDLEBARS, GIVE UP RIDING!

thankyouverymuch

1 posted on 01/21/2005 2:55:04 PM PST by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 01/21/2005 2:56:53 PM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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To: All; JoeSixPack1
Boy, those "motorcycle safety activists" never give up, do they.
3 posted on 01/21/2005 2:58:23 PM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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To: martin_fierro

On the plus side, you can take your teeth out to clean the bugs out of 'me.


4 posted on 01/21/2005 3:06:50 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: martin_fierro

Now that's worth a chuckle or two!


5 posted on 01/21/2005 3:07:23 PM PST by SFC Chromey (Was deployed 26 of the last 48 months, we are at war to protect the American way of life.)
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To: martin_fierro
IF YOU'VE SHRUNK DUE TO AGING SO THAT YOU CAN'T SEE OVER THE HANDLEBARS, GIVE UP RIDING!

Hell man, I was only 5'1" to begin with.

6 posted on 01/21/2005 3:07:49 PM PST by Melas
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To: martin_fierro
IF YOU'VE SHRUNK DUE TO AGING SO THAT YOU CAN'T SEE OVER THE HANDLEBARS, GIVE UP RIDING!
You can always see over the handlebars. ;-) it's short legs that are my problem!
7 posted on 01/21/2005 3:17:04 PM PST by Beaker (Obey gravity... It's the law.)
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To: Melas
Hell man, I was only 5'1" to begin with
You're taller than I am!
8 posted on 01/21/2005 3:17:52 PM PST by Beaker (Obey gravity... It's the law.)
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To: tacticalogic
On the plus side, you can take your teeth out to clean the bugs out of 'em.

There ya go!! :-)

9 posted on 01/21/2005 3:23:27 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Joooo need people like me, so ju can point jur finga an say, dare goes da badguy)
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To: JoeSixPack1; tacticalogic

The vibrations also help keep ya 'regular'.


10 posted on 01/21/2005 3:27:34 PM PST by uglybiker (The most popular guy at a nudist camp can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts)
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To: martin_fierro
OTOH, the Social Security Solvency Committee insists that nothing less than 100 horsepower at the rear wheel will make you feel young again.
11 posted on 01/21/2005 3:28:54 PM PST by AdamSelene235 (Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
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To: uglybiker
The vibrations also help keep ya 'regular'.

LOL!! It also helps shake kidney stone's loose!

12 posted on 01/21/2005 3:32:33 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Joooo need people like me, so ju can point jur finga an say, dare goes da badguy)
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To: martin_fierro
Another tip from a 50 year (no accidents:-) rider:

Ride with the assumption that no one can see you.

This tip is null and void if you're too old to see those who can't see you.

13 posted on 01/21/2005 3:37:08 PM PST by pt17
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To: AdamSelene235

ROFL!


14 posted on 01/21/2005 3:38:34 PM PST by snopercod (Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart)
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To: martin_fierro

Bein' 'in the wind' keeps granny "cool" eh? Nothin' seems to blow her dress up.


15 posted on 01/21/2005 5:33:20 PM PST by wizr (Freedom ain't free.)
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To: Beaker

I new a guy in the service that was so short, every time he came to a stop he had to slide over to touch the ground. Now, that's determination.


16 posted on 01/21/2005 5:36:36 PM PST by wizr (Freedom ain't free.)
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17 posted on 01/21/2005 6:24:54 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: JoeSixPack1

This is the perfect thread for you!! ;)


18 posted on 01/21/2005 6:36:56 PM PST by codyjacksmom (Be nice! I'm blonde and will work for an explanation.)
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To: martin_fierro

If you ride a Harley, you can claim the Depends in the saddlebags are for the bike.


19 posted on 01/21/2005 7:26:24 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: codyjacksmom

Hey, I resemble that remark! :-)


20 posted on 01/21/2005 7:28:26 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Joooo need people like me, so ju can point jur finga an say, dare goes da badguy)
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