Posted on 01/19/2005 9:51:40 AM PST by Mo1
,It's a large place, lots of planned activities. We are here because of the internet primarily but we do like it for the facilities as well. If you can't find something to do here, you don't know what you want to do that's for sure.
Cards, pools, billiards, crafts, shuffleboard, bingo, dances, exercises, golf, tennis...I'm only touching on part of it.
Prairie
Hope you and your menagerie have re-cooperated your adrinilens got a work out huh?:)
Yep~ It sounded like the roof would get ripped right off.
OK - we need the NAME of the rv park: it sounds wonderful.
;-)
There's only a gazillion of them on the coast.
Thanks.
Ripping rooves off, that's so monster movie schtick.
*chuckle*
Haven't had hail here in about a year.
And when we have, it's been roughly marble sized.
Anybody else gonna watch the Saturday Night Live special tonight of the first 5 years?
I don't have control of the remote.
*sigh*
I'll wait on you guys' commentary on SNL.
I'm of the Gilda and a toke generation.
Whatever...
Enjoy, Libby.
That's when it's from.
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that
they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down
to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His
wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen" he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down
because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it,
for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his
wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and
says - "Where's my toast?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're
getting Married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?" "Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went
out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I
give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at
7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such
beautiful flowers! Then, he took me downstairs, and what's there but a
luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he took me out
for dinner, and such a marvelous dinner it was lobster, champagne, dessert,
and after dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you
Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So
then, we came back to my apartment and he turned into an ANIMAL. Completely
crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress, and had his way with me two
times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So, are you are telling me I shouldn't go out
with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no, I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second
one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a
beer."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few
days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous
young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be
careful.'"
ROFLMBO.
THAT'S what I am afraid of! No joke!
So9
Smooches Precious! Just a drive by post. :) Going to dinner. Love ya lots! :)
Hilarious - thank you!
LOL!
Which allows us to remain in our winter Texan undisclosed location.
;^)
Nope
Watching HGTV instead :0)
Eeek!
Smiley circle!!
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