Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 21

To: sweetliberty

Types of men:

Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts.
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy.

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass.

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you.
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle.

Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig.

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams.

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life.

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused.

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus".

Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction.

3,901 posted on 02/06/2005 3:21:18 PM PST by null and void (God must love stupid people - He made so many of them... (Not enough to win an election!) -restornu)

To: null and void

Don't forget the ear grab move.
That NEVER fails.

3,902 posted on 02/06/2005 3:26:49 PM PST by Darksheare ("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)

To: null and void

3,903 posted on 02/06/2005 3:55:57 PM PST by sweetliberty (Blind stupidity or blind loyalty is still blind.)

Rumor has it that there is a football game today. Can anyone confirm that?

3,904 posted on 02/06/2005 3:57:13 PM PST by .38sw

Been on for half an hour now.

3,905 posted on 02/06/2005 4:02:17 PM PST by Darksheare ("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)

I'm eating nachos and drinking beer -- it must be true. A football game is on!

Not a picture of football game -- the Dallas Cowboys are innocent today

3,906 posted on 02/06/2005 4:07:50 PM PST by ValerieUSA

"Rumor has it that there is a football game today. Can anyone confirm that?"

Is there, sho nuf? I wouldn't know about that. I've been watching Discovery about hauntings.

3,907 posted on 02/06/2005 4:35:13 PM PST by sweetliberty (Blind stupidity or blind loyalty is still blind.)

To: sweetliberty; Darksheare

I've been watching Discovery about hauntings.

Have you really? Have you learned anything about our little *a-hem* problem?

3,908 posted on 02/06/2005 4:37:50 PM PST by Borax Queen ("But Senator Boxer, we went to war not because of aluminum tubes." - Dr. Rice)

3,909 posted on 02/06/2005 4:41:05 PM PST by sweetliberty (Blind stupidity or blind loyalty is still blind.)

To: sweetliberty

Oh nooooooooooooooooooo! LOL!

3,910 posted on 02/06/2005 4:41:52 PM PST by Borax Queen ("But Senator Boxer, we went to war not because of aluminum tubes." - Dr. Rice)

To: Borax Queen; sweetliberty

Exorcism already been tried on me.
;-)

3,911 posted on 02/06/2005 4:56:00 PM PST by Darksheare ("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)

To: sweetliberty

3,912 posted on 02/06/2005 6:47:40 PM PST by restornu (I am offcial DD invicible being......Ghosty! ---------- Harry Reid didn't CTR)

Ooo....I like the Chessy cat.

3,913 posted on 02/06/2005 6:50:19 PM PST by sweetliberty (Blind stupidity or blind loyalty is still blind.)

To: sweetliberty

3,914 posted on 02/06/2005 7:16:47 PM PST by restornu (I am offcial DD invicible being......Ghosty! ---------- Harry Reid didn't CTR)

To: sweetliberty

3,915 posted on 02/06/2005 7:31:21 PM PST by ValerieUSA

To: Mo1; Woliff; catpuppy

Because of the jinx Sharky's call is for a close one

HAHAHA ... You know we're gonna kick butt and take names

*Whistling and looking up, innocently*

3,916 posted on 02/06/2005 7:51:47 PM PST by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)

3,917 posted on 02/06/2005 7:53:58 PM PST by Mo1 (Question to Liberals .. When did supporting and defending Freedom become a bad thing??)

Hey.....they played a good game, it was pretty intense.

Was Mike angry at the Iggles when they squandered all that time at the end there?

3,918 posted on 02/06/2005 7:57:02 PM PST by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)

Whew! The game is over FINALLY and the neighbors went home.

3,919 posted on 02/06/2005 8:03:20 PM PST by ValerieUSA

Yeah.....ditto that......we had a bunch here. But it was fun.

amazing.....the halftime show was pretty clean. And the celebritites didn't diss the war, or W, or ganash their teeth about wicked Wepublicans.

3,920 posted on 02/06/2005 8:06:02 PM PST by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)

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